Jesus Classic Thong: won't She be surprised?
Last chance to
volunteer to help work in a swing state. Sorry, Adam, Texas isn't a swing state this year -- but maybe she can meet you in Virginia.
Sloat Garden Center is a good place to go to buy a baby
Fig tree.
The Japanese
Boyfriend Arm Pillow requires "no further maintenance other than occasional fluffing." Just like a real boyfriend.
Me and Tim at Burning Man. Note the fine bottle of Kentucky Bourbon in my right hand.