Salon publishes the
best year-in-review article ever, on the complete collapse of human sensuality in the year 2004:
"The rape charges filed against Kobe Bryant disappeared once we learned enough about his alleged victim (her name, that she had taken drugs and suffered depression in college, and that she had in fact had sex with other men besides Bryant) to know for sure that she was un-rape-able. An emotionally unstable young woman who has sex with multiple partners is, after all, penetration waiting to happen; it's just a matter of which professional athlete happens to walk by and fall helplessly into her gaping vagina first."
Come on, Salon is only
$35/year. I pay 4 times that amount just for the pleasure of listening to Terri Gross's dulcet voice in my car 3 days a week.